Bryce Docherty

starting from scratch
Thu Jun 4

I hate how everything, like every show or form of media is like “follow us on twitter.” Geeze.

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I either had a migrane that’s going away, or a 24 hour fever thing. Went to bed at about 8 last night, woke up many times freezing. I want to call in sick to work, but it’s better i don’t.

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Tue Jun 2

Just DL’d Stereo Goes Stellar on iTunes. Thought I’d support the band while rocking out.

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Mon Jun 1

I’ve become a huge fan of water recently; and the word “finite.”

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Extreme Home Makeover, and the person trying to resell the house.
“And we just go right passed the living room that doubles as a regulation basketball court, and on to the Dinosaur room. Didn’t you always want to go pee on the Moon? Well now you can, in the moon-bathroom.”

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Sun May 31

Wow, Bruno just had his nuts in Eminems face…now he’s gone. Awkward.

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Lucky Number Slevin was a fucken awesome movie, just saying.

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I would love one day to have an IMDB page after me and look at all the trivia about me. Right now it’d be boring though, like: Grew up in Windsor, ON. Took Management and Journalism at St. Clair College. OOOOh, GREEN SASH IN MANTIS KUNG FU. THat’d be neat. Had an affair with Adrien Hunter of Tecumseh Band.

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Man at Supermarket:
What does SILF mean?
Me: Have you heard of MILF?
MASM: M-I-L-F? No.
Me: Oh, nevermind then.
MASM: Now I’m interested.
Me: Okay, well it means Sandwich I’d like to…nevermind.
I walk around the corner
MASM: Oooooohhhhhhhhhh.

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Thu May 28

Watchin Prince Caspian. Bought HBO and other channels last night for cabel. Moral of the story: Narnia sucks ass. STUPID ASS STORY. UGH!

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