Bryce Docherty

starting from scratch
Mon Jul 13

Watch the show: 650 pound Virgin last night. As sad as this is, it must be mentioned. He wanted, at one point in his life, to kill himself. How? Filling a kiddie pool with gasoline, laying in it, and setting it ablaze. I’m pretty sure I could think of about 1000 better ways to go, before I thought, “hey, if I lay in gasoline…” Just saying.

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Tue Jun 30

I jsut shaved my right armpit. In fear of getting terrible razor burn and ingrown hairs, I didn’t do the left. Perhaps if I’m good in two days, I’ll get the other. MAYBE THOUGH, I could be like Josh with the half-beard, only it’s my armpits, and it’s not half.

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Sun Jun 21

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913817
this Jesus looks surprisingly like John.

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Thu Jun 18

No one pays attention to Tumblr, Adrien/Melba excluded. Now I have to tweet. Tweetings…meh. I got a full time job! It’s my job I have, only it’s full time…weird eh.

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Update:

the nose strip thing…I was disappointed and grossed out when I saw what was on it.

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Wed Jun 17
This is really happening right now.

This is really happening right now.

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Sat Jun 13

I wonder if there is a sentence out there one could write, whereby it’s in alphabetical order. I.e. A beg jops ….err… you get the idea, right?

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Wed Jun 10

Goal: Become a kick-ass dancer.

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Tue Jun 9

It’s weird, a week ago I saw a photo of Apatow Crew. I researched them on Wikipedia. Then a day or two later, I saw College Humor did a skit on it. Then, earlier today someone referenced Apatow…

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Sun Jun 7

So I bought a $50 iTunes card and I’m finding myself downloading songs I’ve never heard of. “Don’t Trust Me,” by 30H!3 is a interesting song. They are referencing Hellen Keller AND vegatarianism in the same song. I wish my widget had spell check, ‘cause I just butchered the veggie word.

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