Bryce Docherty

I’ve had a chicken pox scar on my forehead for years now. It’s like a tiny crater. ...

Apr 30th

I reached down yesterday to get something…and my back seized like it was the cool thing to do....

Apr 28th

Oh emm gee. I didn’t think this happens. I went to put in disc three of Dragon Ball Z. The...

Apr 26th

Dear lord, the image capture for my recent video on FHF is amazing. I feel like I have super...

Apr 26th

At what point did sleeping in turn into 10am instead of 3pm?

Apr 26th

Oh lord, sometimes my alcohol induced dreams are…intense. Like, I just formed an epic freaky...

Apr 26th

$100 Cineplex Taxi Milestones Jackastors Taxi The Madison Taxi A lot of money. Not...

Apr 26th

Dear Diary, today I jogged EVEN FURTHER than before. Jogging feels good after you get over that...

Apr 25th

So, according to a little booklet in my durex box, the % chance of pregnancy with the pullout method...

Apr 23rd

Zero Punctuation quote of the week: That’s like trying to thread a needle with the leg of an...

Apr 22nd

The downside of buying cheap socks a few years back, you...

Apr 18th

If there was or ever will be a chance in my lifetime, I would love nothing more than to be a Ghost...

Apr 18th

FUCKEN ELBOWS! So the other day, I noticed that my shirts elbows had begun to wear, almost to the...

Apr 16th

I ate at Johnny Rockets tonight. It was like a 60s diner. It was AWESOME. Sidenote: I had to...

Apr 14th

Without going into details, my puppy (almost 1 now,) will be staying with Dorothy’s parents...

Apr 13th

Religious food for thought: Assuming you believe in Jesus Christ and that he preformed miracles:...

Apr 9th

According to my iGoogle widget, the current terror level is between orange and yellow, more...

Apr 8th

In Toronto there is a radio station called “The Edge,” and on The Edge, there is a show...

Apr 7th

Remember how they used to do foot binding? What the FUCK was that accomplishing? Shorter feet,...

Apr 7th

Bryce’s guide to a good cup of coffee: Make sure to add your creme or milk to the mug prior...

Apr 6th

Must contact FBI for insider tips on Wolverine. Hey Melba, how you doing?

Apr 6th

I want to see: Dragon Ball: Evolution Adventure Land Fast and Furious errrrrrrrrrrrrrr other...

Apr 3rd

A car with kids informed me that my pajamas were nice. Quote: Nice pajamas. Somehow I think they...

Apr 2nd