March 2010
1 post
Someone should write House fanfic where Donnie Darko guest stars, and they try to figure out what’s wrong with him.
February 2010
3 posts
Nevermind, I Google’d it.
How long has Windsor had Google Street View?
Wow, Adrien is basically one step away from a gay indian, no wonder you were terrified.
January 2010
2 posts
Real Life Work Convo of the Day:
I’m at the printer, and there is a jam.
Mrs. X - what’s wrong.
Me - paper jam.
Mrs. X - what’s that (points at the paper sticking out of the printer.)
Me - It’s paper
Mrs. X - Why did you turn off the printer?
Me - because the printer told me to.
The more you age, the more f@cked up things will begin to happen in your life.
November 2009
3 posts
I fucken love the fact that our national animal is the beaver. It’s fucken awesome.
Melba and or Adrien and or God, is there a Twitter widget for the Mac?
September 2009
2 posts
Ultimate google wack?
Kelvin hippopotomonstro
Kelvin is a unit of temperature measurement ala Fareintheit and the OTHER word is a fear of long words
Adrien and I need to work together again. I’m thinking door to door salesmen. They’ll create a show about us one day, called “SalesMen.” A MadMen rip-off.
August 2009
2 posts
I’ve stoped watching Jake and Amir. The only reasons why I visit this site is to go to the dashboard. I’m too lazy to create a new link.
i was bored and i googled four headed frog, only to find our videos on “Dynamic Tube.com” I have never heard of this site, i don’t know how they have our videos.
July 2009
4 posts
Bryce Docherty
What is better, running for 10 minutes or walking equal distance
Miche££e
typically running for 10 minutes but it depends on what you’re trying to do
Bryce Docherty
Catch Sonic in a foot race
Fucker’s fast
Bill/Bryce convo:
Bryce
Bill
Will
yo
Bryce
wassup hun
Will
nuttin
played some halo
now im bored a lil
Bryce
beat your shit around a bit, that keeps me busy.
Will
wurd
Adrien, At 34 seconds, it looks like Josh drinking a beer, wearing his hat.
Watch the show: 650 pound Virgin last night. As sad as this is, it must be mentioned. He wanted, at one point in his life, to kill himself. How? Filling a kiddie pool with gasoline, laying in it, and setting it ablaze. I’m pretty sure I could think of about 1000 better ways to go, before I thought, “hey, if I lay in gasoline…” Just saying.
June 2009
14 posts
I jsut shaved my right armpit. In fear of getting terrible razor burn and ingrown hairs, I didn’t do the left. Perhaps if I’m good in two days, I’ll get the other. MAYBE THOUGH, I could be like Josh with the half-beard, only it’s my armpits, and it’s not half.
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913817
this Jesus looks surprisingly like John.
No one pays attention to Tumblr, Adrien/Melba excluded. Now I have to tweet. Tweetings…meh. I got a full time job! It’s my job I have, only it’s full time…weird eh.
Update:
the nose strip thing…I was disappointed and grossed out when I saw what was on it.
I wonder if there is a sentence out there one could write, whereby it’s in alphabetical order. I.e. A beg jops ….err… you get the idea, right?
Goal: Become a kick-ass dancer.
It’s weird, a week ago I saw a photo of Apatow Crew. I researched them on Wikipedia. Then a day or two later, I saw College Humor did a skit on it. Then, earlier today someone referenced Apatow…
So I bought a $50 iTunes card and I’m finding myself downloading songs I’ve never heard of. “Don’t Trust Me,” by 30H!3 is a interesting song. They are referencing Hellen Keller AND vegatarianism in the same song. I wish my widget had spell check, ‘cause I just butchered the veggie word.
I hate how everything, like every show or form of media is like “follow us on twitter.” Geeze.
I either had a migrane that’s going away, or a 24 hour fever thing. Went to bed at about 8 last night, woke up many times freezing. I want to call in sick to work, but it’s better i don’t.
Just DL’d Stereo Goes Stellar on iTunes. Thought I’d support the band while rocking out.
I’ve become a huge fan of water recently; and the word “finite.”
Extreme Home Makeover, and the person trying to resell the house.
“And we just go right passed the living room that doubles as a regulation basketball court, and on to the Dinosaur room. Didn’t you always want to go pee on the Moon? Well now you can, in the moon-bathroom.”
Wow, Bruno just had his nuts in Eminems face…now he’s gone. Awkward.
Lucky Number Slevin was a fucken awesome movie, just saying.
May 2009
22 posts
I would love one day to have an IMDB page after me and look at all the trivia about me. Right now it’d be boring though, like: Grew up in Windsor, ON. Took Management and Journalism at St. Clair College. OOOOh, GREEN SASH IN MANTIS KUNG FU. THat’d be neat. Had an affair with Adrien Hunter of Tecumseh Band.
Man at Supermarket:
What does SILF mean?
Me: Have you heard of MILF?
MASM: M-I-L-F? No.
Me: Oh, nevermind then.
MASM: Now I’m interested.
Me: Okay, well it means Sandwich I’d like to…nevermind.
I walk around the corner
MASM: Oooooohhhhhhhhhh.
Watchin Prince Caspian. Bought HBO and other channels last night for cabel. Moral of the story: Narnia sucks ass. STUPID ASS STORY. UGH!
This is why I love the internet:
http://www.matthewfrancis.com/files/fatasiankid/fat_asian_kid.htm
‘Cause I’m too lazy to comment on his photo, I’ll just post and say I just lol’d at Adrien’s bear photo.
You silly bitch.
I need a hyperbole to describe my pain…
any thoughts? Perhaps we could make it into a pun too.
On a scale of 1-10, my current back pain is Penguin.
I bought True Blood, an HBO original series. I wonder if its good?
You knew what you were getting into, when you started this relationship.
No I didn’t, you were sneaky.
Skit idea for SNL or College Humor:
Darth Vadar being called into the HR Office for the Deathstar.
Back to work tomorrow.
OR
bak 2 werk 2morrw.
Hrm…what be better?
I can’t believe I reached the part of my life where sleeping in until 9 is considered sleeping in. Geeze.
Am I the only one who thinks a lot of Busted Tees newer shirts just SUCK. I mean, they have some awesome ones, but a lot of them SUCK.
Incase you have a short attention span, please play one of the three audio files while your headphones are in. It’s like you’re really there.
http://weblog.404creative.com/2007/06/03/auditory-illusions-holophonic-recordings/
Coolest thing EVER. MUST wear headphones and crank that shit.
Star Trek was awesome.
Hini…