Crybe

Someone should write House fanfic where Donnie Darko guest stars, and they try to figure out what’s wrong with him.

Nevermind, I Google’d it.

How long has Windsor had Google Street View?

Wow, Adrien is basically one step away from a gay indian, no wonder you were terrified.

Real Life Work Convo of the Day:
I’m at the printer, and there is a jam.
Mrs. X - what’s wrong.
Me - paper jam.
Mrs. X - what’s that (points at the paper sticking out of the printer.)
Me - It’s paper
Mrs. X - Why did you turn off the printer?
Me - because the printer told me to.

The more you age, the more f@cked up things will begin to happen in your life.

I fucken love the fact that our national animal is the beaver. It’s fucken awesome.

Melba and or Adrien and or God, is there a Twitter widget for the Mac?

Ultimate google wack?
Kelvin hippopotomonstro

Kelvin is a unit of temperature measurement ala Fareintheit and the OTHER word is a fear of long words